Wolves 2003

 

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Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Monica

Molineux Live Virtual Tour
Wednesday 5th March 2003, 19:45 GMT

After our semi-successful first attempt for the East Anglian derby, we are overwhelmed with emotion to make another attempt. In conjunction with the North West Supporters Club and 2 cheerleaders from the NFL Team, Dallas Cowboys who were specially chosen because they are wearing blue and white outfits. Our newly adopted lucky mascots are Monica (left) and Kimberley (right). See more of these lovely TractorChicks here. Since our last report, your reporter has made absolutely no progress with Kimberly despite being obviously suited for each other. We will keep you posted of any further developments.

Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Kimberley

 

Wolves (0) 1      

 

 (0) 1   Pride of East Anglia

Teams from:

Murray, Irwin, Lescott, Naylor (L), Butler, Newton, INce, Cameron, Kennedy, Blake, Miller

 

Marshall, Holland, Makin, Gaardsoe, Miller (T), Wright, Magilton, Wilnis, Richards, Bent, Ambrose

Subs:

Oakes, Clyde, Proudlock (Blake), Rae, Sturridge (Miller, K)

 

Naylor (Wilnis), Abidallah, Bowditch, Pullen, Reuser (Ambrose)

Scorers:

Ince (47)

 

Naylor (83)

Cards:

 

 

Miller (T), Gaardsoe

Ref:

Michael Jones (Cheshire)
Note: When they only list where the ref's home as a county, it invariably means he lives in an insignificant village like Little Thrapton, Morley Green or Norwich

 

 

Crowd:

26,901

 

 

For more pictures from Wolves, click here

So there you have it. 1-1 away at Wolves and we just heard the scum lost as well. Not a bad nights work.

FULL TIME:
It's all over and we've shared the points with Wolves. Actually, we haven't because it's 3 for a win which would give us 1.5 points each.
Unknown min: 3 minutes of time added. Will it be enough to produce a winner
BELATED ACTION:
Relive the equaliser by Richard Naylor

88 min:
Still no idea what is going on an Molineux but a picture has just arrive at TractorBoys penthouse and will be online within moments.
87 min:
Matt Holland takes a knock as our link to Molineux is about as stable as Coventry's defence tonight at Hillsborough.
86 min:
Nice work from Bowditch gives Bent a chance but he fails to control the ball
85 min:
Town start to push for a winner which would be very welcome.
84 min:
We are eagerly anticipating a picture from Molineux to arrive at the TractorBoys penthouse any moment now
83 min: GOOOAAALLLLL - Free kick to town and NAYLOR scores with a header from a Reuser free kick. 1-1.
81 min: Town switch to 4-2-4 as we go for the equaliser.
80 min:
Going in to the last 10 minutes as Naylor comes on for Wilnis
79 min:
Wolves corner comes to nothing
78 min: Both teams make subs as Sturridge comes on for Miller (K) and Reuser comes on for Ambrose
75 min:
Wolves seem content with their 1-0 lead and it looks like Reuser will be coming on soon as he starts stripping off (calm down girls !!!)
74 min: Good news at last as Reading take the lead with a Kenton OG. Meanwhile at Molineux, Amborse takes a corner for Ipswich.....badly.
72 min: Big Fat Joe is off the bench to have a word with a few players. We could really do with scoring a goal or two now.
71 min:
It's not looking good but it's not as bad as Coventry who are 5-1 down at Sheffield Wednesday
69 min:
Gaardsoe goes into the book for kicking Ince. I didn't realise kicking Ince was a bookable offence
Match Action:
Ipswich go close

65 min:
Ref has a word with Ince and Miller after Miller clogged Ince. He has to be careful as he's already on a yellow.
63 min:
Cross from Wilnis goes over Ambrose's head and is cleared by the veteran (ie - old) Irwin
61 min:
Blake being taken off for Proudlock.
60 min:
Ambrose goes on a mazing run into the box but his chipped cross to Bent is intercepted
59 min:
Holland hits a long shot which the first save the Wolves keeper has had to make.
57 min: Holland shouting at Gaardsoe who doesn't appear to be having the best game of his career. Ipswich enjoy a bit of possesion.
56 min:
It's all Wolves as they force their 5th corner of the match. Ball is eventually cleared.
Match Action:

51 min:
The goal has livened the game up. Already been more action that in the entire first half. Personally, I'd have preferred it to stay boring 0-0
48 min:
Also confirmed that Miller (T) was booked in the first half
47 min: DAMN, Ince scores for Wolves after an Irwin cross
45 min:
Bowditch straight into the action as he nearly gets on the end of a Bent (D) header.
45 min:
And we're off again as the blue-shirted heros are attacking the end where the visitors are sitting. For any of you in Scandinavia, I think you may be interested to know that the Stoke match on Saturday is live on TV4. One change for Ipswich is 16 year old Bowditch is on for Magilton. Wolves are unchanged.


HALF TIME:
TFFT
44 min:
1 minute of boredom to be added to this first half snorefest.
41 min: Still 0-0 but it's starting to get a bit more lively but that isn't much of a statement.
39 min:
Kennedy gets clear one-on-one with Marshall and misses. Wolves fans think Akinbiyi has re-joined them.
37 min:
Miller (K) tries to run clear but ref awards free kick for a foul on Gaardsoe. The crowd call the ref an "Anchor". Wolves starting to apply a bit of pressure.
36 min:
Miller (K) spits his dummy out at the ref who fails to penalise Gaardsoe who was holding Miller (K) back as he tried to break clear. Looked like a good decision from here.
33 min: Ref starting to upset the home crowd for something or other which is always a bonus. Maybe he is getting a lift home to Cheshire with some of the NW Supporters club who are at the match
3
2 min: This turns into a request show instead of online commentary as PZ in LA (no, Los Angeles not Luton Airport) requests a mention.
30 min:
Still not much happening....unlike the 5-a-side game your reporter has just been playing in. Britain just gave the Swedes a bit of a spanking - Rule Britannia !!!
28 min:
Sounds like Richards is having another impressive match. Newton header gathered by Marshall

24
min: Just 7 minutes later than promised, we want to give a big shout out to Mickey S in sunny San Diego and also Gooner who is tuning in from New York when he should really spend time improving his darts game.
Match Action
:
Tractorboys Picture: Molineux
21 min:
Wolves have their first goal attempt and wake the ballboy up.
20 min:
God, this game sounds rubbish. You aren't missing much.
16 min:
Corner to Wolves as Makin miscontrols the ball. Comes to nothing
14 min:
Still not much happening but some pictures have arrived at TractorBoys.net corporate penthouse and will be with you shortly.
11 min:
Cross by goal-scorer hero from Sunday, Wilnis, hits the side netting.
10 min:
Some nice play by Ipswich comes to nothing. Some confusion as to whether or not Miller (T) was booked in the 4th minute.
 6 min:
Not much happening, still trying to find the teams but Makin and Richards are definitely playing.Oh bugger, we just lost our link to Molinuex.
 4 min:
Right, your reporter has taken his seat and is trying to find out the teams. Miller (T) has just clogged Wolves to concede a free kick. Town are playing left to right in the first half

FEAR NOT LISTENERS, YOUR REPORTER IS HERE AND JUST PREPARING TO BRING YOU COVERAGE. JUST IMAGINE THERE WAS A QUEUE AT THE TURNSTILE OR YOU HAD TROUBLE PARKING.


Pre Match Entertainment:

Your intrepid reporter will be playing 5-a-side football until very close to kick-off time. If you would like to know how this low-level clogfest went, you can email here for a reply. Please keep all abuse original and funny or you will be subscribed to all sorts of email lists and you will never escape them.

 

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