 | Click the 
Refresh button, or fill your CD-ROM drawer tray with jam. This really
works. |
| If you typed the page address in the Address
bar, please go away and learn to spell correctly before returning. |
| To check your connection status, unplug your PC
and insert a screwdriver into the mains socket. Connection
status will immediately become apparent. |
| If you like, Microsoft Windows can examine your PC and send
details of all the dodgy pictures and movies you have downloaded to its headquarters in
Redmond.
If you would like Windows to ruin your life,
click
Yes! Send me to jail! |
| Some sites you visit require Microsoft's
authorization. Click the Windows menu and then click Let me view
naughty websites! to uninstall this feature. |
| If you are trying to reach a secure site, make
sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and
then right click Drive C:. On the Menu select This sucks: Please
replace current operating system with Linux. And don't ask me again.
|
| Click the 
Back to try and end this nightmare. |
